Sunday, August 17, 2014

Brushing with Theodore John

Brushing your teeth is complicated, but I've come up with a step-by-step tutorial to help you first timers out there.

First, grip your toothbrush at the top like this so you can eat the toothpaste off.
Wait, that's not right.
Here we go. Hold the bottom grippy part and stick the top part in your mouth.
Move it up and down and let the spit run down your chin.
Don't be afraid to GO A LITTLE CRAZY with it.
Then swallow the yummy baby toothpaste...hold  up, I found a shower curtain!
This has been Brushing with Theodore John. Tune
in next time for How to Play in the Toilet, Undetected.

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